203 articles related to "humor"

The Tooth, The Whole Tooth, and Nothing But the Tooth

To us adults, losing a tooth is scary. The mind cannot stay away from toothless witches, beggars, and the overwhelming dental costs. We hopefully try to protect our teeth from any kind of fall. But for kids, there is even more at stake. Three seeming...

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Oil Update From BP: A Bear Ate The Pipeline

Earlier reports that BP closed its Alaska pipeline due to corrosion have turned out to be erroneous. The company, noticing growing rancor that it would allow such a vital link to corrode to the point of desuetude, altered its story, saying that subse...

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Going Public

A recent welcome break in routine saw me on an airplane to Philadelphia. This destination may not be everyone's idea of a restful spot, but I happen to like the big city. Philadelphia, with its wonderful historical sites comfortably settled in a...

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Microsoft Introduces Zunetti. The First Music Player You Eat.

Microsoft, in its ceaseless quest to out hip Apple, has just introduced a music player of its own, called Zunetti. In announcing the dazzling mini-innovation, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer highlighted the advantages of the new device over the iPod. I...

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Muslim Women Prepare Undercover Rebellion; Use Internet To Order Bikinis

Muslim women, condemned to wear, even when sandy temps soar, clothes that curiously resemble what nuns usually wore before they lightened up their outfits, are rumored to be preparing a rebellion that is scheduled for a date that is being kept under ...

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Cuba Libre? Not Yet, Amigo! Castro Survives; Millions Mourn

When word finally passed the lips of the communist regime in Cuba that Fidel Castro might be on his way to where his enemigos would like to see him go, Cubans in and out of the island nation celebrated. Then word began to trickle out of the party fai...

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Double Peppermint Schnapps on the Rocks

Many years ago when I was young, attractive and a viable commodity on the dating market, I was employed as a bartender. Believe it or not, I actually went to "school" to learn this trade. I was living in Las Vegas at the time, and I decided to attend...

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Going Bonkers With Baubles, Berries & Bells

Going Bonkers With Baubles, Berries & Bells Or, Beware of BlackBerries, Cellphones and Laptops! If state-of-the-art "wireless technology" has given birth to such tawdry taskmasters as BlackBerries, cellphones and laptops, the Universe has also seen t...

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Ebony and Greenery

Bell had followed him home. After a night of forty year old leaches in polyester groping her through thick clouds of stale cigar smoke at the Howard Johnson on route 60, she followed this tall stranger home. She was on business travelling for this do...

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This Week"s Driving Tip: It"s Not If The Cops Are There. It"s Where Are They?

We have noticed along the highways and byways that, while we used to see an occasional trooper or local police officer waiting around the next curve with his radar alert for speed infractions, we now spot the cagy gentlemen nearly every time we drive...

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