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Omnipotent Weapon Enlisted To Halt Nuclear Proliferation: The Almighty Dollar

The Bush administration has finally turned in its battle against nuclear proliferation to the one Western weapon that is apparently downright omnipotent:The Almighty Dollar. Washington has begun to employ the mighty new weapon to cut off Iran and No...

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Al-Sadr And Ahmadinejad Hope Nobody Notices Their Clever Teamwork

One week the inflammatory anti-American Iraqi cleric Mugtada Al-Sadr criticizes George Bush for not withdrawing American troops from Iraq, so, he apparently hopes, the Democratic government will collapse and he can rush in to govern like his fellow m...

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Israel Weighs Recognition of Palestine"s Right To Exist

After decades of refusing to admit that Palestine has a legitimate right to exist, Israel inched toward possible approval of the idea it has opposed as part of its militantly anti-Palestine platform. Palestinians, who have by now grown used to the be...

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George Bush Finally Discovers Foreign Intrigue

George Bush Finally Discovers Foreign Intrigue: A Look at His Efforts on International Relations George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States, was known for his staunch conservatism and decisive leadership style. However, as with many lea...

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Darwinism Gone Wild

I have been unable to verify the claim that this essay was written in a prestigious publication, but it is a witty use of twisted logic... "Please make sure your read this carefully. It may change the way you think about your life and career. "The ...

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Chicago Criminalizes Foie Gras

The Chicago City Council has voted to criminalize foie gras. An alderman who is a member of the questionable culinary group maintains that the delicious delicacy represents a case of cruelty to animals, since the geese and ducks that produce it are f...

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Easy Ways To Save Money & Abundance Revisited

A penny saved is a penny earned so they say. Today most people want to save all the pennies they can, in fact if you look after the pennies the "pounds" will look after themselves. Now I'm not saying you should be a cheapskate but if you go aro...

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A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (NY)

BROOKLYN, NY - It was discovered, last Monday, that a tree has grown in Brooklyn, NY. Amazed residents stared dumbfounded at the three-year-old sapling. Two girls discovered the North American Honey Birch (Honeyus Bircheus) on the way to school. "At...

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Bin Laden Reevaluates Business Model

Osama Bin Laden, reportedly hiding in a mud hut in the wilds of the remote tribal region of Pakistan or, due to a lifetime of luxurious pampering and his need for dialysis, holed up in a basement in Karachi or dilating in the splendors of a well-disp...

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Senate Offers Outlet For Bipartisan Feuding: Will Install Boxing Ring

The Senate, recently more rancorous than usual in terms of bipartisan backbiting, decided to offer an outlet for the aggressive behavior by voting to install a boxing ring. In an effort to allow for the widespread lack of physical conditioning, all f...

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