Common household pets aren't very religious by nature; indeed, I've never noticed either of my chihuahuas showing any interest whatsoever in reading my Bible.
But they sure don't like Satan. In fact, they chased him out of our apartment complex.
The dogs had taken me for my morning walk the other day. They take me outside twice a day, in return for which I feed them, bathe them, give them lots of scratching and allow them to sleep as much as they want.
They'd stopped for a moment to inspect their markings on the nearest telephone pole when I heard Satan sneaking up behind me.
"Satan!" a man's voice bellowed from a nearby apartment door. "You leave those little dogs alone!"
As I turned, I saw Satan for the first time in my life