by: Deborah Shelton
1. You reheated the same cup of coffee three times this morning.
2. There is always one more person in your bed in the morning, than there was the night before.
3. You can’t imagine life without the Cartoon Network.
4. The lock on your bathroom door is purely for decoration… After all, no locked door could withstand, “Mom? What are you doing? Mom? Can I come in? Mom? Can I show you something? Mom? Can I give you a hug? Mom? Can you hear me? Mom?
5. You have started—or signed—a petition to banish the word “why” from every language known to man.