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Studio is located in an unfashionable area of New York. Great for one person or a very close couple.

Got a cool bobcat as a house pet.

Password - Ihatethisapartment

I am leaving behind a bunch of unnecessary baggage and taking with me a handful of wisdom.

Your sexuality is none of my business. I could care less so long as you are not into barnyard animals or kiddie porn.

Looking for a roommate and/or wife. Must be a coffee maker.

Renter should be sober.

Professional female who recently moved into the area with a jerk of a boyfriend. Of course, mother was right.

I was suddenly displaced when the owner of the house accidently started it on fire.

Renter must keep the bathroom and kitchen spotless.

I am not a total neat freak but I hate being shorter than stacks of beer cans.

Lights out at 11:30.

It can be anything except for a card board box.

If you are looking for someone who is interested in staying out of trouble.....that is me.

If you have aspirations to wear suits and ties etc. or like to wear sweaters around your neck.....You won’t like it here.

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dan the roommate man

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