The Bitch Says: It's Not Plain Sailing!


Well Darlings,

To the little man in the street, the nation's security remains a mystery. He pays a lot of money for it, in taxes, and just hopes all is well. But is it? Recent news shows us, a nation's security can also be a mystery to those in charge of it. Bill Clinton knew where he had put some things, however apparently they didn't include the launch codes for the nation's nuclear missiles. I guess, were things to have ever become hairy, the future of the United States might have depended on a shot in the dark. Perhaps it's just as well then that, at the time, few knew about the president