Clever Vladimir Putin Says He Won't Run For A Third Term



Vladimir Putin, the elected 3-time czar of Russia, announced that he will not seek a fourth term. In doing so, he dutifully tipped his hat to the Russian constitution, which forbids anyone to run for more than three terms.

Yet the former KGB wiz, while managing to present himself as likable, indicated that he would still remain a power in Russian politics.

"Despite the fact that I like my job, the constitution doesn't allow me to run a third time in a row," he said, while his supporters have already called for a referendum to amend the laws so he can stay in office.