Hezbollah And Hamas Regret Self-Destructive Behavior; Plan To Build Own Wailing Wall



Leading deadly duffers of Hezbollah and Hamas have finally surveyed the damage that their misjudgment has inflicted on their own people, perhaps partly out of fear that these long-suffering victims might decide to terrorize them.

As a result of the self-imposed reality therapy, leaders of both organizations have expressed their regrets. In fact, all the better to wail, they have vowed to build their own Wailing Wall.

The source of materials for the project will be the plenteous shattered bricks and cement that their provocative behavior has reduced many an otherwise upright building to.

Hassan Nasrallah, the loose-cannon head of Hezbollah, expressed regret about the death and destruction his ill-judged murder and kidnapping of Israeli soldiers rained down on the generally hapless citizens of Lebanon.

During a quick and guarded appearance on Lebanon