I can fetch your slippers and newspaper, take you for frequent walks and defend your home from intruders, but one thing I have never quite mastered is cleaning up after myself. Sorry, Boss. Sorry, Mum. But I just don't have the equipment. I will bury any extra biscuits and bones in the garden, though? Will that do?
So you have to tidy me and tidy up after me. But I can give you a few tips and hints to make it easier. And then I'll bring you your slippers and the paper so you can have a well-deserved sit-down.
First of all: me. I do hate having a bath. Yes, I like splashing through dirty water, but that warm stuff with those bubbles in... well, you obviously can't smell exactly what those artificial scents smell like with your substandard noses. All you smell is the nice flowery bits. I can smell the chemicals, and they can really make my skin itch! However, you can make a natural shampoo for dogs out of gentler ingredients, which you can do by mixing 1 cup of water with 1 teaspoon liquid soap or soap gel (preferably castile soap), 1 tablespoon aloe vera gel and