by: Elvis Preston King
No Elvis is not a new rock and roll king. Elvis Aaron Presley still holds that crown.
In ancient societies, kings had harems of beautiful young girls. In modern time in the year 2005 there is a New King. Elvis Preston King who has over 1000 beautiful young girlfriends.
Elvis has done google searches that Sergy Brin and Larry Page wouldn’t know how to do to see if there is any one else on the planet who too has girlfriends galore. Only Elvis Preston King pops up in a google search.
So far no one has stepped up to the plate to challenge Elvis for the Crown of the most girlfriends of any man on earth!
Elvis’s chauffeur claims Elvis has 3000 girlfriend, but Elvis insists that he is broken up with the other 2000 girls. They caught him fooling around and left him high but NOT dry!
Elvis has never slept with a prostitute in his life.
Elvis has no buddies because he has spent his complete life chasing girls. Elvis has decided he would like one special buddy to share in his good fortune. Any Red Wests out there? What ever happened to Elvis Presley’s life long buddy Red West any way?
The new King would like too meet Red West or maybe YOU…. Could YOU be the lucky guy?
So is Elvis a myth or does he really exist?
If you are a girl crazy guy, young or old who can’t get your share of beautiful young girlfriends, you owe it to yourself to try to convince Elvis Preston King that you are “THE MAN!”