In a shocking move, the President of Iran has ordered a language cleansing that will result in a renaming of the beloved Italian dish, pizza. In order to comply with the new regulations, pizza will be known as "elastic loaf" from now on. This decisi...
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Humor humor bartender having coma pours assuming matesAfter decades of refusing to admit that Palestine has a legitimate right to exist, Israel inched toward possible approval of the idea it has opposed as part of its militantly anti-Palestine platform. Palestinians, who have by now grown used to the be...
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Humor humor troops george french jacques chirac voiced convictionIn 2006, Iranian-American entrepreneur Anousheh Ansari made history as the first female space tourist. She spent more than a week in space, orbiting the Earth aboard the International Space Station, and became a symbol of women's progress in science ...
Humor humor space thought original femaleAn Islamic woman in Mogadishu finally did it: she inflicted eleven lashes on an Islamic leader for threatening to flog her for selling cannabis. To justify the intended flogging of the woman before she turned on the male who had ordered it, the rule...
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Humor humor brooklyn department thought discoveredThe Senate, recently more rancorous than usual in terms of bipartisan backbiting, decided to offer an outlet for the aggressive behavior by voting to install a boxing ring. In an effort to allow for the widespread lack of physical conditioning, all f...
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