203 articles related to "humor"

Idiotic Human Behavior Traced To Greenhouse Gases

An innovative study by an environmental scientist attempts to explain the recent uptick in idiotic human behavior. According to the resourceful researcher, the likely culpret is the abundant supply of greenhouse gases. As a result of their ascendance...

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George Bush Finally Discovers Foreign Intrigue

Can you believe it? George Bush, the foursquare flatfoot of diplomatic dexterity, has finally discovered the nimble art of foreign intrigue. While European nations were eager to establish a cease fire in Lebanon and seemed forthright about sending t...

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Bin Laden Reevaluates Business Model

Osama Bin Laden, reportedly hiding in a mud hut in the wilds of the remote tribal region of Pakistan or, due to a lifetime of luxurious pampering and his need for dialysis, holed up in a basement in Karachi or dilating in the splendors of a well-disp...

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Iranian Woman Is First Female Space Tourist; Agrees To Wear Spacesuit

In 2006, Iranian-American entrepreneur Anousheh Ansari made history as the first female space tourist. She spent more than a week in space, orbiting the Earth aboard the International Space Station, and became a symbol of women's progress in science ...

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Al-Sadr And Ahmadinejad Hope Nobody Notices Their Clever Teamwork

The political landscape in the Middle East is ever-changing, and one of the latest developments has been the strategic alliance between two unlikely partners - Moqtada al-Sadr and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Al-Sadr, a Shia cleric and the leader of the Sad...

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A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (NY)

BROOKLYN, NY - It was discovered, last Monday, that a tree has grown in Brooklyn, NY. Amazed residents stared dumbfounded at the three-year-old sapling. Two girls discovered the North American Honey Birch (Honeyus Bircheus) on the way to school. "At...

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Music Biz Ails; Columbia Hires Canary As Consultant

The music business has found the answer to its mounting ails, which all the iPod world knows: album sales being replaced by singles downloads, Tower Records closing, and Borders apparently not having a clue about what music to stock. But now there s...

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The Best Bar and Nightclub Jokes Ever

Humor is an essential component of the bar and nightclub experience. It can make people feel more relaxed, break the ice, and create lasting memories. The best bar and nightclub jokes are those that resonate with the audience, have a hint of truth to...

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New Surgeon General"s Warning: Caution: Eating Spinach May Be Hazardous To Your Health

The surgeon general, noting the widely publicized outbreak of e.coli in 20 or so states, has issued a new health warning on spinach. There were, of course, comments aplenty in the press about the possible effects on Popeye, The Sailor Man. But what ...

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The Awesome 80's

The 1980s were a truly unique period in American history, marked by a cultural explosion in music, fashion, and entertainment. It was a decade of change and innovation, as the country emerged from the economic slowdown of the previous decade and embr...

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