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Can you believe it? George Bush, the foursquare flatfoot of diplomatic dexterity, has finally discovered the nimble art of foreign intrigue. While European nations were eager to establish a cease fire in Lebanon and seemed forthright about sending t...
Humor humor troops george french jacques chirac voiced convictionThe Chicago City Council has voted to criminalize foie gras. An alderman who is a member of the questionable culinary group maintains that the delicious delicacy represents a case of cruelty to animals, since the geese and ducks that produce it are f...
Humor humor chicago city ducks geese delicacy intoOne week the inflammatory anti-American Iraqi cleric Mugtada Al-Sadr criticizes George Bush for not withdrawing American troops from Iraq, so, he apparently hopes, the Democratic government will collapse and he can rush in to govern like his fellow m...
Humor humor iraq week notices mullahs resort government apparentlyDENVER, CO - In a stunning development "They" have finally been revealed. As the source of incredible amounts of information, sometimes true and sometimes not, "They" are considered the experts in almost all fields. Comments like "They say to do this...
Humor humor revealed denver restA penny saved is a penny earned so they say. Today most people want to save all the pennies they can, in fact if you look after the pennies the "pounds" will look after themselves. Now I'm not saying you should be a cheapskate but if you go aro...
Humor humor money iaposm penny intoMy last piece I talked about associating or pairing up opposites to produce funny ideas. Now we associate SIMILARITY or CONGRUITY; by puting the same or similar objects, person or animals together to engender laughter. One good example is a pair of ...
Humor humor person form funny similarity verbal words meaningsMore then ever before, I have seen the rise in restaurants providing table side entertainment. While you wait to be seated, or for your meal to come, you can be entertained by a skilled magician or a fancy balloon animal. This is wonderful. It prov...
Humor humor balloon time wonderful usually everythingHezbollah and Hamas, two of the most notorious terrorist organizations in the Middle East, have recently voiced their regret for their past behavior and made a surprising announcement: they plan to build their own Wailing Wall in Lebanon and Gaza. T...
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Humor humor kennedy senate senator fight scheduled betweenThe music business has found the answer to its mounting ails, which all the iPod world knows: album sales being replaced by singles downloads, Tower Records closing, and Borders apparently not having a clue about what music to stock. But now there s...
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