3 articles on "fars"

President Of Iran Orders Language Cleansing: Pizza To Be Renamed "Elastic Loaf."

Carefully examining the many threats to Iran, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad detected them even in the foreign words and phrases that have managed to slip into the Persian language. So he sent forth a linguistic proclamation from his well-versed mind ...

President Of Iran Orders Language Cleansing: Pizza To Be Renamed "Elastic Loaf."

In a shocking move, the President of Iran has ordered a language cleansing that will result in a renaming of the beloved Italian dish, pizza. In order to comply with the new regulations, pizza will be known as "elastic loaf" from now on. This decisi...

What Happens When a Pilot gets a DUI/DWI?

What Happens When a Pilot gets a DUI/DWI? by: Stuart Simpson Your worst nightmare as a pilot – a DUI. Will this end your career as a pilot? What if you are the lawyer representing a pilot? Is this a simple DUI case or will it end your law care...